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CLOCK IN SIMS

BUILDING DIRECTORY · ALL FLOORS
"Clock in. Suffer accordingly. Clock out."
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6Floor
New Wing · Opening In Stages
The Infirmary
A whole floor of NHS and care-industry roles. Starting with Bay Watch — five bells ringing, one of you.
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5Floor
Open Plan · FlexSpace™
Hot Desk Simulator
Claim a desk before the Morning Huddle. 20 desks, a 90-second timer, and nobody tells you which ones are actually free.
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4Floor
IT Support · ServiceNope™
IT Support Simulator
Have you tried turning it off and on again? Now you're the one who has to ask. 151 callers, corridor ambushes, and a Quarterly Review boss fight.
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4bMeeting Room
Boardroom · Four Generations, One Table
Generational Standoff
Room 4B. Get Barry, Dave, Chloe, and Ade to the same table at the same time, without anyone starting a fight about the fax machine.
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4cMeeting Room
Boardroom · Falling Calendar Blocks
Diary Block
Meetings fall from the sky whether you're ready or not. Fit them in, clear the slot, protect what's left of your focus time.
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3Floor
Payroll · ESR / Wage
Payroll Support Simulator
Everyone's favourite department, right up until payday goes wrong. Toggle between two equally cursed payroll systems.
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2Floor
Meetings · Buzzword Bingo
Corporate Buzzword Simulator
Synergise your way through the meeting that should have been an email. Deluxe Edition.
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2aMezzanine
Wordplay · Not Quite Its Own Floor
Jargle
A whole extra floor for corporate buzzwords wasn't in the original planning permission. We built it anyway.
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1Floor
Breakroom · Small Talk
Watercooler Simulator
Survive the day's small talk without your Social Battery hitting zero or landing on HR's Radar.
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1aFacilities
Three Stalls · One Has Opinions
Full Of Shit
Where everyone eventually hides from their desk. One stall turns any inconvenience into a leadership lesson. The other two just have things to say.
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1bEquipment
Supply Cupboard · Tools For Specific Problems
Utilities
A small, growing collection of stand-alone diagnostic tools. Currently housing The Cringeometer.
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1dContact
Customer Contact · ConnectDesk™
Contact Centre Simulator
Take the calls. Hit the metrics. Watch them fight each other. Your shift ends at five. It does not end at five.
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1cPortal
Learning & Development · Continuing Education™
"Learning" & Questionable Development
Eight chartered qualifications, earned from your desk, no invigilator required. Certificates provided. Value not guaranteed.
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GGround
Reception · PatientLine™
Reception
Call the surgery. Get an appointment. How hard can it be?
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